Monthly Archives: March 2025

7 Dwarfs Face the Wicked Wind of the West

Snow White was missing, but 7 Drafters heigh-ho, heigh-ho’d it’s off to High Street they goed, where they were immediately dwarfed by the wicked winds of the west.

BrickO, Octane, Rimshot, Hammer, Keez, Knievel. and the Colonel

There are few tales to tell, as conversations were muted by the defending sound of the howling wind. A tail wind on the return voyage did a fine job of boosting the average mph. All 7 Dwarfs had an important role to play. Rimshot forgot he was Bashful, busting to the front of the line to start the pull down the homestretch on Schneider Road. Hammer Time was Happy to jump on that wheel. Keez was too, until she ran out of gears (one downside to a 1x with a ferocious tailwind) and was Grumpy. BrickO was Dopey to think she wouldn’t run out of gas chasing those 3. The Colonel held as long as he could, but became Sneezy after eating so much of Hammer’s dust. Octane was a bit Sleepy off the line due a few minor mechanical inconveniences. Knievel might be a retired Doc, but there is nothing tired about him on the bike!

Bigger than our Disney ride comes this news:

Congratulations to Thing 1 on matching in Family Medicine at UW -Madison!! It will be good to keep her, Vintage and our junior drafter in the hood.

And congrats to Coach Arms (and of course, Mark Johnson and the rest of the amazing staff) and the Women’s Badger Women’s Hockey Team on their 8th National Championship. It was arguably the most exciting game ever played, barring perhaps the Miracle on Ice in 1980. The genius coaching, pure will and grit of the players to win, and remarkable talent on and off the ice made us proud to be Badgers. Go Green! And Red!

Coach Arms, Legs and kiddos

Next week we will ride the Bridge to Nowhere. Departure times 4:30 and 4:45PM. This 27.5 mile *route is slightly altered from the typical exit, as we did last week for the Pine Loop, to avoid Century Ave.

RidewithGPS Link: Drafters | *Bridge to Nowhere

Draft responsbily,

BrickO

Baker’s Dozen Knot Deterred

The wind was knot for everyone. A baker’s dozen of Drafters who did dare the stiff breeze were rewarded with a sweet southerly tail wind on the way home from Riley Tavern.

Gopher, Knievel, Captain Joe, Keez, Hammer Time, Ruby, Octane, Shaq, Twinkle Toes, JRad, Vilks (missing is The Colonel)

The roster is growing, as Drafter #184 enlisted Monday night. There is no simmer setting for this spicy red head. As she battled to keep in step with her commanding officer, The Colonel, one could overhear her chanting, “get better, get better.” Roger that, Red Leader. One of the many Drafter mottos, which she could not have known, is to “get better or stay the same. The choice is yours.” We are very happy to have Ruby join the ranks.

Hats off (but helmets firmly secured) to Twinkle Toes for powering through this ride, giving all of us a sense of reassurance after the crash last week that we can and will continue this Drafter community.

The wind split us into two groups. Keez and Hammer Time were the Femme Force, showing the world what can be done on 45mm gravel tires. Hammer Time was glowing, between her new golden yellow Checkpoint and her ring bling. Congrats to The Colonel on moving up the ranks!

Vilks and Gopher followed the code, leaving no Drafter behind. With a much appreciated circling back maneuver, they picked up BrickO and Twinkle Toes, who had fallen out of line. Or created a new line, perhaps. Two is still considered a chase group, no?

Post-ride fueling never looked or tasted so delicious. Octane made sure there was no need for rationing of brownies. Which was fortunate, as Badger stopped by with a very hungry little Drafter.

Slim skipped the Draft to make sure the fires were burning on the back porch for the wind blown Drafters. He earned Octane’s brownies, too, playing soccer with the new Drafter mascot, Lozi. There is no live footage of Lozi v. Slim in the backyard, but here is a family photo.

Slim, Keez and Lozi

The forecast for next Monday, March 24th, is calling for snow. Most Drafters have retired their fat bikes for the season, and the weather is too unpredictable to retrieve our studded steeds from storage quite yet. Check GroupMe on Monday by 3PM for an update on riding conditions.

Barring snow, the Pine Loop route will be a 27 mile enchanted hill adventure, leaving Middleton Hills in a slightly different manner. Instead of braving Century Ave, crossing under Hwy 12 onto the bike path, the route will weave through the neighborhood behind Northside Elementary School into the Industrial Park, onto Schneider Rd. This reroute is to avoid the traffic and sh*t road conditions of Century Ave, which also lacks a shoulder (or bike lane). For those who have routes loaded into their Garmin/Wahoo devices from previous years, please note this new exit strategy is marked with an asterisk*. Departure times 4:30 and 4:45PM.

Link to RidewithGPS Drafters | *Pine Loop

Draft responsibly,

BrickO

Strong Tribe. Healing Vibe.

Monday was a night of firsts.  First Draft of the season.  First 70-degree day in March. First time 23 Drafters enlisted this early in the season, a group so large, the photo had to be divided into east and west divisions.  First serious crash in the history of the Draft.  

The corral starts to fill early
Drafters East: Twinkle Toes, Marco, JRad, Z Wrecks, Skipper, Booker J, Pepe, Lost Boy, Hawkeye, Spigot, Sandals, Shaq, Cujo, Rimshot, Watson, Thing 1 and Herbie
Drafters West: Thing 1, Herbie, Keez, Slim and Slimmer

Some reflection on that. I accept the inherent risk of riding on the road.  Each time I hear of a crash, whatever the precipitating factors and surrounding circumstances, I recognize that it could have easily been me.  In that same moment, I also enter a state of denial, pointing at those exact precipitating factors and surrounding circumstances, orchestrating my escape plan. 

The crash on Monday left no room for denial. It was a direct hit on our home and Drafter family. The wounds are still raw and painful.  Our thoughts and healing vibes go out to those involved in the crash.

Amidst the darkness, there are rays of bright (green) light to be grateful for.

  1. Our tribe.  Every single Drafter stopped and rose to the occasion, rendering assistance to those down.  Nobody panicked. It is a bit foggy, but I clearly remember Herbie assessing Z Wrecks.  Duracell charging to call Speedy, who was faster than the ambulance (living up to her name once again) getting Z Wrecks o the hospital.  Keez and Slim giving the group confidence to continue the ride, clearing the scene so that Thing 1 could put her 4th year medical skills to good use, adding triage to her resume as she awaits match day.  Nurse Shaq kept a close eye on Hawkeye, and on me, even when I didn’t think I needed it.  Marco and JRad made sure Twinkle Toes was back on his feet, with a quick bike check to ensure he was safe to dance on the pedals.  And many more who are a blur in my mind, but I know were there to help.
  2. Barb Kalscheur, off duty EMT from Waunakee who stopped to render aid.  With so much of the world upside down, with lack of empathy and kindness, she restored my hope in humanity. I’ll have a card for all to sign on Monday, with a Food Fight gift card.
  3. UW trauma, neuro and ortho teams, who put our men back together again.
  4. The dozens and dozens of messages of support in the following hours to days, a meal train, and endless offers to help.

I’m sharing two of those dozens of messages from Drafters, as they express so eloquently what I am struggling to convey. 

“Riding is a thrill we all have a passion for, but sometimes we are so rudely reminded of the risks involved.”

Every time we get in the saddle, we accept the risks that lie ahead.  Pot holes, especially in the spring, are abundant and unpredictable. As are vehicles that don’t see us.  Please continue to draft responsibly, reminding ourselves before mounting our trusty steeds of a few basic principles of safety. To my knowledge, everyone has been following these rules and guidelines, so this is not a reprimand. Rather, it is a reminder to take inventory before each ride.

  1. High visibility clothing. Because bright green is my favorite color.  High visibility clothing, especially green, really enhances the beauty of your natural skin tone. And, it has the best chance of catching the eyes of unsuspecting drivers. Of course, green isn’t the only high vis color. Choose one that works for your skin and hair tones.
  2. Lights.  Non-negotiable. Rear radar and a front LED light, along with a rear blinky light on your helmet are highly recommended.
  3. Helmet.  I recently learned that they have a 5-year shelf life. Not sure how much of that is marketing and how much is actual deterioration of the material.  After seeing Z’s cracked helmet, does it really matter?  Please be sure your helmet meets the standards, fits well (Pipes, be sure not to put in on backwards and Booker J, no more forgetting it after a lsat minute wardrobe change), and securely fastened.  Kudos to Loose Screw for wearing his helmet during yoga, just in case his Warrior goes down.  
  4. Spotting and calling out road obstacles, pot holes, etc.  I’m aware that in a true paceline, nobody calls out these things as it is the job of the drafter to follow the wheel in front.  We rarely are in a formal paceline, and few of us are very skilled at it, so calling out obstacles in a timely manner is critical.  Point to the object with your arm stretched out so riders back can see your signal. For a parked vehicle or larger debris, a sweeping motion behind your back to indicate a shift away from the obstacle is appropriate.  Unfortunately, not all things are easily seen, even with the most attentive rider.  And when there are multiple pot holes on both sides, it is very difficult to communicate. We can’t escape the risk all together, but we can minimize it with signaling.
  5. Spacing. Riding single file out of town, and no more than 2 abreast once out of town is the rule.  We draft in part for the social aspect of cycling, and it is easy to pull up 3 -wide, to be part of a conversation.  I’ve done it.  I will likely do it again.  And it is up to all of us to check one another’s behavior. 

“You can’t control the roads or the winds or the way the cookie crumbles.  You can only curate a place where we all come to escape from all the things life throws, and a community that’s there in good times and tough ones too.”

I’ve wrestled with how to move forward, if we should move forward with Monday night rides.  These words helped strengthen my resolve to move forward with the Draft, to honor and grow our community.  A good time, perhaps, to review the Drafter code.

Drafter Community Tenets

  1. No Drafter Left Behind
  1. These are NOT no-drop rides. Every effort will be made to keep small, cohesive groups with multiple departure times at 4:30 and 4:45PM.  The spirit of the 4:30 group will be a bit more relaxed pace, with the 4:45 group having a bit more wattage in their quadage.  Once the rides get longer, we will add an additional 5PM departure, along with Short Pour options. Drafters are at liberty to create their own groups to meet their needs (I’m referring to you, Footer, Pipes and Special K of the FO group).
  2. Buddy system. Drafters vying for position of Lantern Rouge are encouraged to find a fellow Drafter to share the honors.
  3. Text BrickO if you choose to depart from the group and head back early. A group photo is taken at the beginning so that all team members can be accounted for at the end.

2. Drafters of ALL ages and fitness levels are welcome.

  1. Drafters are encouraged to ride in a way that meets their objectives for the evening, and to respect that other drafters may have different goals and ambitions.
  2. This is not a pro development team, but we encourage strong riders to get stronger.
    • Strava hunting. If you are jonesing for a segment, please communicate that in advance to the riders around you.  For those on the rivet, having a sudden and unexplained surge in speed can be frustrating at best, dangerous at worst.  Helping our youth riders get on the Strava board can be tons of fun, and give the older horses a sense of purpose.  Again, communication is key.  Please be sure everyone understands the group riding dynamic.
  3. Nor is not a group for novice riders.  We simply do not have the infrastructure to give inexperienced riders the instruction they need and deserve.  Old and slow (speaking for myself) are not the same as inexperienced.  The expectation is that Drafters have the basic bike handling skills through years of experience to be safe in a group ride.

    And with all of that important business behind us, let’s get ready for Riley Tavern!

    This is a nice 25mile southerly adventure.  Departures at 4:30 and 4:45PM from Middleton Hills.

    Link to RidewithGPS Drafters | Riley Tavern  

    Tomorrow, March 16th, is the last day to order Drafter gear from the Hincapie Team Store.

    The space heater and fire pit are ready on the back porch, so bring a lawn chair and beverage for the post-draft social.

    Draft responsibly,

    BrickO

    Ice Ice Baby, Let’s Go, Let’s Go!

    It was a wild and wonderful weekend on the ice. CONGRATULATIONS to Coach Arms and the Badger Women’s Hockey Team on their 11th WCHA tournament title, this being its second-straight WCHA Final Faceoff crown.

    Coach Arms and her assistant coaches

    Substituting studs for skates, a team of Drafters swept the podium at the Fat Tire Birkie on Saturday (and were back at the cabin just in time to catch the hockey game on TV).

    Pipes, Cookie Monster, Speedy, Footer, Momma Monster and Ninja revving their engines (not pictured E$)
    Squeak, BrickO and Nina on the podium

    And now the snow can be gone, mercury can rise, and the Draft to commence tomorrow, March 10th at 4:30PM. This first draft will be a social, NO DROP ride. The route is 23.7 miles, starting from our usual location in Middleton Hills.

    RidewithGPS link Drafters | Easy Street

    For those who ordered socks, they are in! You can pick them up tomorrow, $10 if you have not paid in advance. And remember that you have until March 16th to order Drafter gear from Hincapie Sportswear.

    Looking forward to drafting responsibly,

    BrickO

    March Madness

    March Madness. As defined by a 46-degree temperature swing in 10 days. The Fat Tire Birkie will once again face a challenge in providing a snow packed course for all of those studs (referring to tires). Good luck to all of those drafting responsibly on the hills of Hayward next Saturday. After the Fat Tire, Mother Nature has our permission (as though she asks) for full on sunshine, warm temperatures and dry roads. Daylight savings will also be helpful in giving us more time to Draft Responsibly. Be sure to check the blog and GroupMe for updates on the first draft of the season. The only predictable detail is that we will ride on a Monday. The rest is up to Mother Nature.

    A shout out to DJ Jazzy for letting us draft responsibly in his studio all winter. This was the first the Drafters had the option to cycle from the comfort of their home. Huge thanks to Octane, Cujo, Dan-yelly, Hammer Time, Keez, Shaq and Rocky for their patience as I leaned that the headset does in fact need to be recharged between sessions, the camera only runs on a dongle, and while the music doesn’t broadcast to your homes, my singing sure does.

    Knievel, Z Wrecks, Duracell, Pipes, Speedy, Nemo and Footer drafting indoors

    Not all drafting was confined to the trainer. Although the snow was scarce for fat biking, it made the lakes a prefect retreat.

    While some of us were hibernating over the winter, others were embracing it. Here is a recap of a few of the outstanding events that I can recall.

    Expansion (congrats to Squirrel and Granny) and development of the Drafter Junior Team. E$ and Cookie Monster are scheduled for delivery later this spring.

    This generation is in good hands, looking to Coach Arms to help them find their way.

    We’ve got a new fur baby to celebrate, too! Congrats to Slim and Keez on their puppy, Lozi.

    Slim, Keez & Lozi

    Bomber and Belle started something big. Hammer Time and the Colonel are tying the knot, but not before Tick Tock and Sarge say “I do” in May.

    Bomber and Belle
    The Colonel and Hammer TIme

    Footer and The Legend extended their fame outside of barefoot skiing.

    The Stokes of Waunakee. Also knows as The Legend and Footer of the Draft

    Vilks made sure the Grinch didn’t steal Christmas.

    Vilks and the Grinch at the Santa Rampage

    And Skipper took a new job modeling for Lagerado.

    Skipper looking dapper in Breckenridge

    Congrats to all the Birkie competitors! Octane, Footer, Mario, Queenie, FishNBoots, Bomber, Momma Monster, E$, Ninja, the Colonel and likely many more.

    As we turn our focus back to Drafting Responsibly, please consider voting for USA Today 10 Best Road Rides. Vote early and often through March 24. The Horribly Hilly Hundreds is currently in 3rd place! And you can still register for this epic event.

    Need something to wear for the 2025 season? The Hincapie Sportswear Drafter Store is open for business. Get your 2025 Drafter gear, same design as 2024, though March 16. In addition to the Axis club cut and Velocity race cut, we are now offering Endurance gravel bibs with side pocket. Vests, winter jackets and arm warmers are also available.

    Endurance Bib
    Velocity race cut (tight fit) and Axis club cut (looser fit)

    Thanks to Griz for setting us up with a sock supplier. First batch will arrive next week. For all those who ordered, swing by and pick them up whenever it is convenient. If there is more interest, a second batch can be cooked up.

    Speedy and company organized a surprise at the end of the 2024 Drafter season, and it is too good not to share with all. Thanks to the artist, Justice Lighting Design for the artwork.

    Draft resposibly,

    BricKO