Martinsville

The second largest troop of the summer! 27 Drafters enlisted in the Tavern Tribute. Never in the history of the draft have all riders finished together. For those who grew up in the 70-80s, it was the cycling equivalent to “all skate”.

Cookie Monster, LaFleur, Presley, Pipes, Watson, Thing1, Speedy, Cujo, Coach Arms, McGritty, Duracell, Mario, Queenie, Pit Stop and Midas

A field of green rolled out for the short pour, with one new flower blossoming in the group: welcome Newbie LaFleur. Thing 1 rejoined the group for the first time since becoming a MOTHER! Her little thing flashed his first smile just before Mom left for the Draft. It’s the little things that bring us so much joy.

Thing 1 shares the special little things, like a first smile

The A team had one Drafter out of uniform. Slim was sporting a cuff off t-shirt, which was permitted because 1) it is official apparel from a famous cycling event, and 2) he’s the strongest cyclist and can do as he pleases.

Keez, Twinkle Toes, Rimshot, Car Wash, Octane, Knievel, Bomber, Skipper, Vilks, Slim and Hawkeye

It was a short 10 miles to pay the first tavern tribute. During that time, Coach Arms fell out of line to change a flat (compliments of the absolute shi*t conditions on Pheasant Branch Rd). She joins a very long FLAT TIRE CLUB roster, but is the first of 2024. Twinkle Toes has suffered over 20 flat tires this season, but has dutifully reserved them all for rides other than the Draft.

Coach Arms changes her flat and rejoins the group at the Ranch Saloon

The patrons at Ranch Saloon were happy to have the Drafters pay it forward. And then immediately paid it back. “That’s how we do it here”, one woman cheered.

McGritty, Cujo, Watson, MIdas and PitStop water the horses
Cookie Monster and Pipes at the Ranch Saloon
Presley, Pit Stop and Cujo pay it forward
Vilks, Octane, Skipper, BrickO, Slim and Octane get what they give

From the Ranch Saloon, the Drafters enjoyed the long descent down (for once) Viaduct Road.

McGritty rolls through the historic Viaduct
Knievel, Vilks, Keez, Car Wash, Twinkle Toes, Bomber, Hawkeye, Octane and BrickO (photo credit Skipper)

Hawkeye was enjoying new bike day until his computer mount broke and his Garmin went flying. While the Drafters dutifully waited, leaving no Hawkeye behind, Twinkle Toes requested a photo as proof that he wasn’t DFL.

Skipper, Vilks, Car Wash, Twinkle Toes, BrickO and Bomber wait for Hawkeye

And onto the next tavern tribute to the Missouri Tavern. The bikers and bartender were most welcoming!

Pit Stop and biker Owen
Speedy and Owen compare bikes

Speedy learns that Owen’s bike runs a little hotter than her new Trek. Worse than chain grease on the drivetrain side, these bikes have hot mufflers.

Muffler burn

Thanks to Twinkle Toes for buying a round for all of the Drafters.

Rimshot, Vilks, Twinkle Toes, Octane, Knievel and Skipper enjoy a round on Twinkle Toes

And to Midas for taking this incredible team photo and video.

The Drafters enjoyed an “all skate” back to home base. Pipes needed a little help from a friend after feeling deflated missing a can crushing opportunity. Midas does have the touch.

Midas gives Pipes a hand

Some celebrated the mere fact that they could steal away a couple hours from busy lives and little kids to draft responsibly.

Coach Arms and Cookie Monster
Octane and Midas address the piriformis
Pipes, Speedy, Vilks, BrickO, Skipper, Slim, Keez and LaFleur (photo credit Z Wrecks)

WEEKEND HIGHLIGHTS:

Congrats to Keez for her podium finish at the New Glarus Road Race. The 2023 State Criterium Champ, she now adds 2024 State Road Race Champ to her portfolio. That’s quite the Tour de Dane Exit Stage!

Look Mom, no hands
State Champ!

Another profound way to complete the Tour de Dane Exit Stage is to complete a Sadistic Century with 30 climbs and 8819 feet of climb. Congrats, Cujo. Ouch. Look for in the Tour de Dane Femmes as a contender for the polka dot jersey.

Tour de Dane Femmes Standings Week 2: the yellow jersey shifted backs this week as Sandlot racked up some serious points after completing Stage 1 Lake Loop, earning bonus points for dropping off 6-packs at all 3 LBSs, Stage 2 Tavern Tribute and the Exit Stage at Ride the Drive.

Slim reaps the rewards of Stage 1 Lake Loop
Sandlot pays it forward at the Ranch Saloon
Retro Drafter kit isn’t green, but it counts!

Pit Stop is in second place, adding a few points last week for completing the Roll and Stroll for Pancreas Cancer.

Exit Stage points

Thing 1 made her Tour debut by getting dirty on Stage 7.

T1 asks for a Funtathalon shirt substitution to keep her jersey clean for the Tavern Tribute. Permission granted.

Speedy racked up some MTB stage points as well, introducing her sister to the sport, and checked off the Commuter Salute pre-stage.

Speedy Ladies
Commute Salute

Hammer put it down to take the green jersey on Stage 3 Cross Plains time trial.

Lots of opportunities remain for the Tour de Dane Femmes. It isn’t too late to start! Participants have the entire month of August to complete the pre-stage, 8 tour stages, and exit stage to earn points towards the yellow jersey. The green and polka dot jerseys are up for grabs in the time trail (stage 3) and Alp d’Blue (stage 8). Can’t win if you don’t play.

The route for Monday August 19 will be to Martinsville. The short pour ~27 miles and full strength ~30 miles will leave at 4:45 and 5PM.

RidewithGPS Drafters | Martinsville

RidewithGPS Drafters | Martinsville Short Pour

Draft responsibly,

BrickO