Monthly Archives: July 2023

Lodi Canning Co.

The Monday night route, Crystal Clear, was anything but. Crystal Lake is close to dying and the air quality left much to be desired. Clearly, the desire to draft outweighed the risks (we hope).

Queenie and Mario got an early start as Queenie had a hot date in a recording studio. Keep your ears open for his new release.

Father Son Duo: Queenie and Mario

The DEF was ready to rock at 5PM, determined to ride the full strength route. No short pour for these four. Loose Screw was in fine form after crushing Pedal and Party in Pardeeville on Saturday. Congrats to Loose Screw and his bride, Uber, on partying responsibly.

Loose Screw, Duracell, Speedy and Coach Arms.

The B Team departed responsibly at 5:15, picking up Captain Joe on Woodland.

Cujo and Z Wrecks

A+ for A team for being ready to rock at 5:30. All agreed to ride at Clinton tempo, to avoid inhaling. Despite the vow, the pace slowly crept up until full inhalation was undeniable. Slim has been spending more time in the saddle, and his legs were not to be denied. Nobody complained as he pulled the crew to Crystal Lake. Especially Keez, whose quad batteries were low after racing the Intelligentsia Cup in Chicago over the weekend (and winning $50 in the prime lap). Cannibal had his fastest split for the route and wondered, “What would happen if we made a pact to red line?” Perhaps a little reverse psychology is in order.

BrickO, Squirrel, Rimshot, Slim, Cannibal, Vilks, Granny and Keez
Slim leads the Draft
Nothing crystal clear about the lake or the air

In an effort to bring some brightness to an otherwise hazy day, Keez shared some bling with Vilks. A diamond stud for a stud. Cartilage never forgets those decisions made 3 decades ago.

One stud with one stud

A diamond stud isn’t the only thing shiny on Vilks. He and his partner, SuperQ, claimed the silver medal at the Funtathalon Version 2.0 on Saturday. Huge thanks to all of the Drafter Volunteers who made the event possible.

BrickO, Coach Arms, Ma Brick, Pipes, Sully, Chief, Knievel, Sandlot, Queen B, Rocky and Drafter Kiddos
Cujo was on the MTB and gravel course, keeping Funtathletes drafting responsibly
Z Wrecks made it back from Indy to oversee the finish festivities.

The Funtathalon V 2.0 consisted of 8 teams of two. Four cycling events (MTB 7 miles, road 13 miles, gravel 23 miles and road 24 miles) were divided up between the teammates. There were also 5 non-cycling events for points (cornhole, soccer, rubik’s puzzle, shake of the day and whiskey shots). Each point resulted in a 1 minute subtraction for the team’s final time.

8 Teams line up for a day of fun
Speedy, SuperQ, Sarge, Animal, Dan-yelly, GFK, Pip, and MIdas
GFK was the top male MTB Funtathlete
SuperQ first Funtathlete to finish the MTB leg
TCB explores the amenities
Duracell waits to start the road leg as Speedy finishes up her MTB leg
Tick Tock heads out for the Gravel segment
Sarge tries to score
Squeak rolls a perfect low score!
Sandlot updates the score
Midas struggles to solve the Rubik’s puzzle in the 5′ time limit

She’s not alone.

Speedy is also flummoxed
Vilks attempts to abscond with the whiskey
Ninja completes the last road leg of the event

Everyone did well in the final event: the whiskey shot!

Sully carefully pours the brown
Queen B, Rocky, Sully and Sandlot

A special shout out to Ma Brick, who has paved the way for woman to seek out fitness and friendship through physical activity, on and off two wheels.

BrickO and Ma Brick

It came down to the wire. Everyone was a winner, but the trophies went to: 1) Where’s the Swim Start?, 2) Tropical Blue Thunder and 3) Krusen.

Where’s the Swim Start?
Tropical Blue Thunder
Krusen

Thanks to Online Cycling Gear for providing jerseys, to Skipper for the amazing design, and Kate T at Riley Tavern for the 16 pizzas, which were perfectly baked and PERFECTLY topped despite having 16 different combinations.

THANK YOU RILEY TAVERN
Sully and Queen Bee make the pizza haul

The route for Monday July 31 will take us on a 38 mile tour of Lodi Canning Co.

RidewithGPS link Drafters | Lodi Canning Co

The short pour is a 27 mile route in the same vicinity.

RidewithGPS short pour BD: Back in Black

Keep that support for the Tour de France Femmes rolling in! You have until Sunday July 30 to complete the 3 stages (Crystal Clear, Mountain and Sprint stages) of the Tour de Dane Femmes. The polka dot and green jerseys will be awarded to the winner of the mountain stage and sprint stage, respectively. The yellow jersey will be awarded to the rider who completes all 3 stages and bikes the greatest amount of miles over the 8 days of the Tour. See email for details. Please submit screenshots of Strava/GPS data with photos at the end of the Tour. Prizes will be awarded at the end-of-the-year Drafter party.

Draft responsibly,

BrickO

Tour de Dane Femmes: Crystal Clear

Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
A-you can find me draftin’ all of the time

The Mamas & The Papas and 22 Drafters were singing up Far View Road. What a view. What a night. What an amazing group of people.

Photo by Skipper

Daisy, Shaq and Loose Screw comprised the mighty DEF team members. Not sure if Shaq is indicating “Two Strong” or “Peace”. Why not both?

Daisy and Shaq

The B Team dominated the Draft. Skipper resurfaced after two weeks in Norway and Gopher dug his way out from underneath the exhaustion of moving and recent induction into Fatherhood. Captain Joe found his way back from Montana and Thing 1 found her way out of a grueling Internal Medicine rotation. It was wonderful to see so many faces.

Midas, Knievel, Z Wrecks, Pepe, Speedy, Duracell, Queenie, PitStop, Squeak, LuLu, Skipper, Gopher, Captain Joe, Thing 1 and Cujo

A trio of Femme Drafters made up the A Team.

Keez, Granny and BrickO.

Until they were joined by Slim, who dutifully pulled the trio a good long stretch.

Slim jumps on at High St.

Slim and Keez wore their matching Bad Kitty socks. Deep conversation and speculation about the significance of the couple’s matching socks scared Slim away. He sped off to find some non-Femme companionship. His motor was purring as he caught Skipper on the home stretch.

Skipper, Thing 1 and Gopher

CONGRATS to Squeak on her 70.3 finish in Door County. Dan-yelly credited her 6/54 age group finish on her “magic Drafter shorts”. Her splits were so fast, despite her training being limited to chasing around 3 kids, TCB accused her of cheating. Coach Midas continues to have the golden touch. Congrats to Midas and all of the Madison MultiSport athletes on their Door County finish.

Dan-yelly in her magic shorts

Cannibal’s tutu must have been lucky, too, as he smoked the field at the road race in Platteville to claim 3rd place on the podium.

Speaking of races, the maillot jaune is soon to be decided, and upon the completion of this exciting Tour de France, another less publicized Tour commences. In an effort to bolster support for the Tour de France Femmes, and support women’s cycling locally, the Draft will be hosting a cycling challenge. The Tour de Dane Femmes will be commiserate with the official Tour from July 23-30.

The yellow jersey will be awarded to the Femme Drafter who completes the greatest number of miles over those 8 days, AND completes all 3 stages of the tour (Crystal Clear Drafter ride, mountain and sprint stages). Polka dot and green jerseys will be worn by the winners of the mountain and sprint stages, respectively. Please contact BrickO for more details. Prizes (thanks to Nemo and Trek) will be available for all participants.

The 35 mile route for Monday, and the first stage of the Tour de Dane Femmes, is Crystal Clear.

RidewithGPS link BD: Crystal Clear

The short pour is an abbreviated 30 mile route, Latham Loop

RidewithGPS Drafters | Latham Loop

Draft responsibly,

BrickO

Far Far Far View

One word sums up the Draft Monday night. Hot, hilly, windy are all in the running, but the winner is beautiful.

There are many perks to departing from Crossroads Coffeehouse. For starters, the rollers on Airport Road are avoided and replaced with breathtaking (figuratively and literally) climbs up Moe, Greenwald, Forshaug (aka For-sh*t, F*ck-shaug), Blue Mounds Tr, Fesenfeld and Reeve (ok, maybe that one could be left off the list for quads sake). Finishing up with pizzas and Warp Speed Scotch Ale ice cream floats is worth the climb. It is no wonder that Ninja and GFK made the trip from Green Bay to Draft on this particular night. A huge thanks to Katy and Abbey for taking such good care of the Drafters.

The 5PM group included Drafters from the B, D and E teams. It is starting to sound like a musical scale.

Ninja, Shaq, Cookie Monster, Footer, Daisy, Coach Arms, Z Wrecks, Pipes, Duracell and Speedy

The short pour quartet definitely harmonized in n the key of F. F for Fun. F for F’in hills. F for First to Finish. And best of all, F for beer Floats.

The F Team: Footer, Pipes, Ninja and Cookie Monster
Pipes and Footer of Team F: First to Finish and drink beer Floats

Once Keez and Granny declared they were out, the XY A Team members lost all incentive to push and joined the 5:15 B+ Team.

Rimshot, Vilks, Octane, Cannibal, GFK, Knievel and Cujo

Well, nearly everyone. Slim bravely drafted solo for 24miles before catching the peloton. And Booker J set out just before dusk, returning to Crossroads as the last drop of Warp Speed Scotch Ale ice cream was consumed.

For those Drafters who have ridden with GFK to the north at Chequamegon and the Fat Tire Birkie, it is no secret he has game. But he got some sideways glances from those Drafters unfamiliar with his aptitude as GFK mounted his gravel bike.

“Here come old fat tire
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee (or in a man bun under his helmet)
Got to be a Drafter he just climb what he please”

GFK: looks can be deceiving

As the boys pulled over for a nature break, Cannibal muttered, “Who invited this guy?”. In other words, he’s killing us. And he’s riding a frikin’ gravel bike. Cannibal regretted not wearing his tutu so help him dance on the pedals.

“Come together, right now, over me. “

The nature break provided an opportunity for all the long pour Drafters to come together.

GFK, Z Wrecks, Octane and Vilks
GFK, Speedy, and Duracell
Beer Floats for all!

In dirty news, the Tuesday night Dirty Draft is small but mighty. Interested in joining? Please do! The more the dirtier.

Footer, Cujo, Speedy and BrickO

All ages are welcome.

E$ and Mellow Monster are ready to shred

Our Junior Team is growing!

Drafters in training

CONGRATULATIONS to Cannibal and Keez for their efforts at the Fitchburg Festival of Speed last Saturday. Somebody came dangerously close to hitting 1000W…

Keez takes home 1st place!

Looking to ride some events for a good cause? Let’s see if we can have some Drafters represented at these upcoming events. Give a shout out on GroupMe if you are interested in Drafting.

Move ‘and’N’ Groove 4BGC July 15

Lake Ripley Ride July 29

Tour de Dane Femmes July 23-30. Those interested in competing for the General Classification (most miles ridden during the Tour and must include Draft July 24), Polka Dot jersey (fastest Mountain Stage including segments on Barlow and Blue Mounds Park Rd) or Green jersey (sprint stage), contact BrickO. Thanks to our partners at Online Cycling Gear for creating these jerseys!

The 35 mile route for Monday July 17 will take us to a land far, far away. Or at least give us a far Far View. The A, B, D and E teams continue to merge, emerge and diverge such that nobody really knows what time to depart. Moving forward, let’s try to keep to 3 departures: 5, 5:15 and 5:30. Slower rollers wanting to ride the full strength route should leave at 5PM. Drafters planning to ride the short pour, please depart at 5:15 or 5:30. It is hard to say if the A team is getting stronger or the B team is getting older (read: slower but with a cause), but there is a wider gap than in previous years. Please choose wisely.

RidewithGPS link Drafters | Far Far Far View

For those looking to enjoy a short pour, here is a 27 mile option.

RidewithGPS link Drafters | Pine Loop

Draft responsibly,

BrickO