Monthly Archives: September 2021

Oct 4: Last Dance, To the Chapel

Sweet 16. A great turn out for Pit Stop’s return! 10 weeks after sustaining pelvic, clavicle and thumb fractures, compliments of an inattentive driver, she is back in the saddle. Conquering The RIDE on Sunday with fellow Drafters Sandlot, Duchess, Winston, Gopher and Badger, Pit Stop saddled up with the Drafters to hit Riley Tavern.

Sandlot and Pit Stop are the RIDE Covergirls
Pit Stop is back in the saddle

Pit Stop was in better shape than her trusty Parlee steed, which suffered a flat right out of the gate. Gopher, LuLu and Squirrel to the rescue.

Gopher, LuLu and Squirrel reseal PitStop’s flat

The rest of the B Team, not realizing they had left a Drafter behind, set out for Riley Tavern. Nearly all members of the dirty dozen were kitted up. Squirrel and GrannyZilla just got the Hincapie Drafter gear this week, but GrannyZilla is saving her green gear for a “special occasion”. Gopher gets a free pass, as his Drafter kit didn’t make the laundry after suffering greatly during the RIDE on Sunday when he rode with a broken spoke.

PitStop, LuLu, Gopher, Speedy, Captain Joe, Z Wrecks, Pipes, Duracell, Queenie, Footer, GrannyZilla and Dan-yelly

The A Team was small and mighty happy to pick up Busch Latte near Blackhawk to help rein in Cannibal, whose quads seem to grow stronger each week.

BrickO, Squirrel and Cannibal keep it small but mighty fun

There was also a C Team this week, manned by solo rider, Rimshot. Dressed and ready to ride to Riley Tavern, he stopped off first at the Free House. After a few beers, he drafted responsibly to the finish line, bypassing the Riley Tavern.

September riding in Wisconsin is hard to beat. Riding country roads in nearly 80 degrees, with a gentle breeze, fall colors just starting to pop and black walnuts being the only obstacles.

Pipes, Dan-yelly, Queenie, Pit Stop and Footer on the home stretch
An inspiration to all, Pit Stop is all smiles as she finishes her first draft in 10 weeks

Backyard festivities were more lively than usual. Captain Joe provided a curious sample to GrannyZilla, raising many things, including questions about its contents. Granted, GrannyZilla is a MD, but how many dermatologists request samples???? Back to her earlier comment about saving her Drafter kit for a special occasion….

Dan-yelly proposed a scavenger hunt for her lost car key, with a reward. Your choice: 6 pack of beer or a play date with her 3 children.

Scavenger hunt is on!
Pit Stop, Captain Joe, Dan-yelly, Queenie, Pipes, Squirrel, GrannyZilla, Columbus, LuLu, Speedy, Duracell, Z Wrecks, Rimshot and Cannibal’s right quad

The Drafters had some tired legs after a weekend of athletic endeavors. The Northern Woods welcomed the Birkie Trail Run Drafter Relay team, which placed first in their division.

Momma Monster welcomes the Drafters to the Northern Woods

Which division, you might wonder? “Create your own 26.2”. The trail less traveled is where you will find the Drafters.

Ninja, Jodi, Footer, C-Monster, Speedy and Momma Monster on the PODIUM!!

The Drafters also found their way north to Shawano Bike the Barn Quilts, where they too dominated the podium, or would have if there had been a podium. Rimshot, BrickO and Z finished 1, 2, 3.

The after party lacked Drafter flair, but the Stubborn Brothers Brewery was only a block away. It appears the Stubborn Brother’s logo may have been heavily influenced by the Drafters.

Wheat, hops and water- staples

The last dance will draft by several chapels. And taverns. They seem to go hand in hand in Wisconsin.

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While this is the final Monday night draft, please join us for the Final 50 to Mazo on Saturday, October 9 at 9AM. Bring a lunch and beverages to enjoy while we celebrate another wonderful year of drafting during our awards ceremony.

Draft responsibly,

BrickO

Sept 27: Riley Tavern

18 Drafters rode onto Easy Street and into the Equinox with a 30mph tailwind. There was nothing easy on the return trip! The Big and Tall Drafters were very popular, including Newbie T Bone. Pipes wasn’t able to Draft, but showed up after the ride to make sure the big boy didn’t steal her handle. “I’m Pipes. Obviously. Or at least at one point.”

I’m Pipes. You are T Bone. Got it?

E$ and Dan-yelly made a debut after a long hiatus (orthopedic residency and 3 children under 5, respectively). To have E$ and Cookie Monster drafting together begged the question, “who is watching your daughter?” E$ reassured us that Millie had things under canine-trol. Dan-yelly, not wanting the night to end, conveniently locked her keys in the car. Unfortunately, her breast pump was also out of reach. Tobacco City Boy earned a gold star for putting the 3 little bears to bed. A huge thanks to Captain and Tennille for bringing Dan-yelly all the way home to Oregon (city, not state).

Squeak, Dan-yelly, T Bone, E$, C-Monster, Footer, Speedy and Octane

Second string waiting in anticipation for Cannibal’s arrival. He sent out a clip of Aerosmith performing Pink live. A more appropriate clue would have been songs “Dream On”, “Cryin'” or “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”. Showing up a tad late, Cannibal did miss one thing… his opportunity to hit the bathroom, which had him cryin’.

BrickO, Skipper, Z Wrecks, Walton, Gopher, LuLu, Cannibal, Booker J and Captain Joe

The northern route to Easy Street in Waunakee had us all feeling like rock stars with a southerly 30mph wind. Gopher and BrickO took their turns pulling early. They don’t give PhDs to just anybody.

Gopher and BrickO looking smart

Cannibal showed up pretty in pink, but there is a reason Drafters wear green. Skipper took one for the team, dropping off the pace line to capture this action photo.

Cannibal. Out standing in his field.

Just south of Dane, the second string came across a Drafter down. Speedy joined the Flat Tire Club. C-Monster followed the Drafter code, stopping to assist with the mechanical, and put her training as an engineer to good use. Footer, also being a well-educated engineer, looked back from the top of the hill heading into Dane and thought, “No f’in way am I going back down the hill to help.” Point well taken: if you are going to flat, be sure your teammates are at the bottom of a hill, not at the top. Chances of following the drafter code go down the further up the hill.

Speedy and C-Monster, weighing in at 200 pounds (together), had a battle ahead with the head wind. The Drafters stopped to take a vote on whether to wait for the twosome. Booker J found an unmarked grassy area (Cannibal had not been here before) and a quorum assembled. It was a split vote until it was realized C-Monster had brought cookies. The vote turned unanimous: wait a short while for C-Monster and Speedy in order to have cookies sooner!

Gopher, Skipper, LuLu, Booker J and Cannibal take a vote

With new found enthusiasm for cookies and beer, Skipper pulled the crew home. There was a bright flash of green heading the opposite way. It was Queenie, setting out on a solo journey. He’d hoped to get further before meeting up with and circling back with the Drafters, but incentivized by cookies and beer, the pace was furious.

The cobbles of Waunakee
Skipper back in the lead: Dan-yelly, Speedy, Captain Joe, Cookie Monster

Watts were rewarded with more than cookies. E$ and C-Monster brought watermelon from their garden. Cannibal does look pretty in pink. There were gifts and special guest appearances (see above note on Pipes)

Captain and Tennille not only rescued Dan-yelly, but they saved BrickO and Z Wrecks from having to wash beer glasses for another night!

Pit Stop dropped by to share in the post-draft festivities. Several weeks out from her accident, she is back in the saddle! We can’t wait to have her back in the Draft.

Pres is also recovering well. Walton brought his Drafter spirit to the Door County Century.

Walton keeps Pres in the Drafter spirit of the DC Century

Pres was there in spirit, while Dan-yelly was there in the flesh. Her longest ride (maybe also her second ride?) of the season, this mother of 3 was not going to be denied her strawberry shortcake at the aid station.

It was a victorious weekend for Mothers of 3, as Squeak conquered the Wisconsin 70.3.

Squeak and her Pipsqueaks at WI 70.3

Several Drafters opted for a dirty weekend at the Chequamegon MTB Festival. Congrats to Ninja, LuLu and Vintage.

Dirty Ninja

Back at home, the Dirty Drafters welcomed Newbie, Circus. He opted to ride his MTB, but rumor has it Circus commands a Unicycle. That would be an interesting ride down Howling Wolff.

BrickO, Circus, Thing 1 and Footer get dirty at Blackhawk
May the climb % grade be less than your beer %ABV

The Draft next week is truly a Draft destination- Riley Tavern. Departure times will be 4:30 and 4:45.

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The end of the year Drafter 50 will happen on Saturday Oct 9th at 9AM (rain date Sunday Oct 10th). Awards to follow. The Trek CX Cup will be held Oct 8-10. If anyone is interested in heading to Waterloo Sunday to watch, let me know.

Draft responsibly,

BrickO

September 20: Easy Street

Sweet 16 showed up for Vintage night but only 3 in the original Voler Drafter jersey. Some have gotten lost, and others lost their luster. BrickO’s jersey drew many comments (not to be confused with compliments) from the Drafters. Cannibal: BrickO, did you used to be much larger? LuLu: BrickO, is that a parachute? Is that your B minus jersey? Points all well taken. I think our Drafter 10-year anniversary jersey might be a Hincapie version of this vintage jersey.

Vintage- the jerseys and the Drafters

Cookie Monster was going to bail on the ride, as E$ was still at work and she hasn’t trained the canine Millie to watch over their toddler, but remembering it was vintage night, she donned her Voler and made the Draft! Coach Arms & Footer wore the original red and blue Hincapie jersey, vintage in its own right.

Coach Arms, Queenie, Footer, Speedy and Cookie Monster

GrannyZilla showed up at 4:38PM with a big decision: chase down the 4:30 group or hang with the 5PM crowd? Her trusty Bianchi steed was recently outfitted with new chainrings (who knew those shiny chainrings had a purpose?), giving GrannyZilla to confidence to wait. And wait. And wait. The 5PM crew was held up. Again. Waiting on Cannibal. He paid his dues and made amends by pulling all the way down Airport Rd. The Drafters would have let him pull all the way home had it not been for an inconvenient road closing.

Cannibal in casual mode, wearing neither vintage or green.
Z Wrecks, Captain Joe, LuLu, Skipper, Gopher, Squirrel, Booker J, GrannyZilla and Rimshot

Rain fell steady for most of the day, but the skies cleared just in time for the Draft.

Drafting responsibly, stopping at the light on Airport Road

It was a short flight on Airport Road, thanks to road construction. Captain Joe had done recon the day before and gave the Drafters a clear runway. Clearly, his copilot, Tennille, was not on board.

BrickO and LuLu wait in hope, while the less optimistic turn back

Cannibal’s reign came to an end at the road closure, and the pace settled a bit. Until it didn’t. Skipper, feeling spunky in his vintage 1994 purple jersey, had enough residual Race Across the West fitness to make our quads burn. Granny kept referring to Skipper as Sniper, possibly because once he took aim, we all fell. Or maybe she just pays as much attention to Drafter handles as she does changing gears.

Booker J, too proud to surrender in a pace line, claimed to have a “rock in my shoe”.

Rimshot patiently waits for Booker J to extract a pebble from his shoe

There was no way Gopher was pulling up short. After reaching a career high 2k miles in 2020, he has his eye on the 3k prize in 2021. Way to dig deep, Gopher!

3 versions of Vintage: Skipper circa 1994, BrickO Vintage Drafter Voler, Gopher vintage Drafter Hincapie

We had a Draft by proxy, all the way from Santa Barbara, California! Drone Master was rocking a vintage Drafter headband as he drafted responsibly, yielding at the horse crossing.

The season in turning. Sunlight is fading and temperatures required a fire for the post-draft draft. This year, Z Wrecks upped his fire pit game. No more lawn fires. GrannyZilla thought conditions were too moist to ignite a flame. Little trust she had in the hard wood.

Bomber, Queenie, Belle, Footer, BrickO, Booker J, Rimshot, Z Wrecks, Cannibal, Speedy, GrannyZilla and Squirrel
Apparently not only vintage jersey night, Speedy sports a 1992 UW Sports Medicine pull over

Belle and Bomber came to enjoy the camp fire, and to share with us Belle’s latest adventure: a 166 mile gravel race. From crits to gravel races, this beauty has become a beast!

Belle crushes a 166 mile gravel race, placing 8th. First in our hearts

Tick Tock and company took the vintage theme to Door County for the ride of the century.

Tick Tock rocks the Vintage jersey in Door County

In other Drafter sports news, Tree of Rown conquered Ironman WI. Congrats! Check out the support signs… lots of love in the Rowntree family!

We will continue to shorten the drafts, hopeful to ride through September and possibly the first Monday in October. Next week, we will draft Easy Street.

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END OF THE YEAR 50 MILE DRAFT will be on Saturday, October 9 at 9AM. Awards to follow. If you have done something really dumb, we’ve noticed. And will celebrate that absurdity in true Drafter fashion.

Draft responsibly,

BrickO